In the middle of 2021, I agreed to meet up with Jutta Rabe at a secret location near to where I live, in order to go through a mobile telephone analysis that I had posted on my blog. I did a quick check on Jutta. She has a Wiki entry for her work on the sinking of the ferry Estonia.
Shortly thereafter, she she requested a slightly earlier meeting time, and that suited me. My temperature gadget is saying that I am now cooking at 28C. So the earlier in the morning the better.
I thought early in, early out, possible camera shoot indoors in a hotel, in the morning, so I ‘poshed up’. Jeans and a long sleeve shirt, not a t-shirt and shorts. It did not happen anything like that.
We sat outdoors in the sun and discussed the case for well over an hour. More and more people turned up and joined us. It quickly became nine of them and one of me. Portuguese, Germans and English.
It was decided by Mark Wliiams-Thomas that we would go to the street outside the front of Luz church, and do an interview there. I had already suggested this location to Jutta. You can check it out on Google streetview for yourself. Simply go to street in front of the church, and look up the incline of the road. Then look up to the top of the building.
You will see 4 antennae. They simply look like 4 shiny metal rods. Two of those were Vodafone, the other two were TMN back in 2007.
This is not the optimal location in Luz to see them. However, everyone recognises the front of Luz church, so it anchors the location in viewers minds.
At roughly 11am, we all heaved off to Luz church, to do my interview with Mark, and by then the sun was high in a cloudless sky, and I was in jeans and a long sleeved shirt. Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun. I was cooking.
It took the team perhaps 15 minutes to set up before we were ready to go. I was to emerge from the cemetery side of the church, walk across the plaza to the road in front of the church, while the cameraman captured everything via a drone.
Take 1 failed due to the drone. Take 2 failed due to the drone. Take 3 failed due to me. I started my interview with Mark but quickly started to rock forward and backward because I was over-cooking. Fortunately Mark recognised I was in trouble and the 2 teams basically grabbed me, dragged me across the church plaza, plonked me on my arse, propped me up against the church, and I got a sliver of shade in which to cool down. Bliss!
We then returned to our hush-hush base. Its location is secret, because the proprietor permittted filming, but only on the condition that we did not reveal it. It makes a very decent location for filming, and only a fool pees into the oasis. Under the shade I cooled down quickly, and was ready to go with interview 1.
That was with Mark Williams-Thomas. I have no idea whether material from that filming was used. I do know that a graphic based on my blog appeared in the introduction, but don’t blink or you will miss it.
On to interview 2, with the German team and Jutta Rabe. It was on the same subject, namely the size of the Luz mobile phone cell. Jutta spoke to me in high-quality English. My answers were carefully chosen to use simple, clear English, spoken slowly, and with pauses to allow her audience to absorb it. I must have done reasonably well, because when this was aired, my segment appeared in English, without overdubbing or even sub-titles.
Thus I earned the nickname of the ‘ping man’.
For each interview I signed an NDA. That stands for non-disclosure agreement. A bit silly considering I had worked for 5 hours and I received not a penny piece for my efforts. Consequently the NDAs were not binding in law. It is a year on, and fragments of my labours have appeared in both their documentaries. Thus I consider both NDAs have now expired.